Henry: Good. There was a princess who wanted to get back home to Candace. And let me tell you who the good guys were: a scarecrow who could talk but didn't have a brain, a tan man made out of tan, and a lion who needed curtains.
Me: Was there a Wizard behind the curtain at the end?
Henry: NO! There was no wizard.
Me: What about flying monkeys? Were they scary?
Henry: There were no monkeys! What do you think it was, "Monkey of Oz?"
I had no further questions.