Is 7 Years Considered "Tween" Already?

On the way home from school, Svea taught me this rhyme:

A, B, C, D... (sung like the ABC song)

...(then she yells, rapper-style):
Ain't nobody gonna mess with me!

Your Mama, your Daddy, your BALD-HEADED Granny!

She's 99, she thinks she's fine!  She's going out with Frankenstein!

Go Granny!  Go Granny! Go Go Go Granny!

Granny-anny-anny-anny...JOOOOOOOONNNNEEEES.

The best part?  She's got Corinne walking around rapping about Granny Jones. 

Help, people.