After hiding in the car (while in the carport) to talk with Angela on the phone to see how new baby Liam was, I entered the house to hear "PADDLE! PADDLE! PADDLE!" screams coming from the hallway.
So much for lacrosse at this point. Those things are PADDLES.
I, Husband built the boat at those pirates' demand, and voila.
I need to talk on the phone more, I guess.