Kid: Do you know who Bruce Lee is?
Another Kid: Yeah, he's that guy who is always taking his shirt off.
Chaperone: Do they have wifi on the bus? Surely they do! ESPN is on the TV so they MUST have wifi. Are you getting it on your phone? The wifi??
Kid: If you are a page for the Senate, do they have a laundry room for you to wash your clothes? How do you get home?
Kid: I lost my cookies! I mean, literally! They fell out of my pocket!
Another kid: If you drink alcohol for 24 hours and then drive a car, you will get a DUI.
(?!?!?)
Kid: If you like it then you better put a ring on it!!
Chaperone: Where is the BAR?!
Tour Guide: Are there any questions about the tour?
Kid: YES. What TIME is it??
Shout out to Lurleen Wallace, the first and only female governor...so far:
Tour Guide: Why do you think Jefferson Davis and his wife had separate bedrooms?
Kid: He was so tall his feet would hang off the end of her bed.
Next kid: He snored.
Next kid: They were having problems in their relationship.
Next kid: He had to work all the time.
Fourth graders are their own breed, y'all. You just never know what you are going to hear.
I was proud to collect these comments today, and honored to be a part of this group!
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