Henry: It's time for you to go to ESL tutoring!!
Svea: Well...I'm going to nail you to a cross!
(No need to worry that they are memorizing their surroundings in a diverse elementary school and a church preschool around Easter time)
Henry: Mom, is Santa a vampire?
Me: No...why?
Henry: Well, he DOES stay up all night.
Svea: (in response to her pollen allergy) Mom! I'm running out of my voice!
Henry: Ooooo Mom! Gimme one of those Barbie band-aids.
(silence)
Henry: She is CUTE.
2 comments:
love this!!!
did henry get a hair trim?
no hair trim. he has just recently become picky about how it is brushed...even before bedtime.
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