Interview with a 2nd grader:
Me: Hey, how was your day?
H: The girls were mean on the bus.
Me: Really? How?
H: They said a mean rhyme.
Me: What was it?
H: "Girls go to college to get more knowledge; Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider."
Me: Really? "More stupider"? The irony...
Interview with a 1st grader:
Me: Svea, how was the playdate?
S: Henry was mean to us when we were playing.
Me: What did you say when he was mean?
S: I said, "Be nice, Henry! God! Is! Watching! You!"
Me: Okay. Enough said.
Interview with a one-year-old:
Me: Corinne, what do you think?
C: Ahhh. AHHHH. UMmm.
C: Is this thing on? Is it a phone?