Day 9: Interview

Interview with a 2nd grader:

Me: Hey, how was your day?

H: The girls were mean on the bus.

Me: Really? How?

H: They said a mean rhyme.

Me: What was it?

H: "Girls go to college to get more knowledge; Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider."

Me: Really? "More stupider"? The irony...

H: Whatever...

Interview with a 1st grader:

Me: Svea, how was the playdate?

S: Henry was mean to us when we were playing.

Me: What did you say when he was mean?

S: I said, "Be nice, Henry! God! Is! Watching! You!"

Me: Okay. Enough said.

Interview with a one-year-old:

Me: Corinne, what do you think?

C: Ahhh. AHHHH. UMmm.

Me: Hmmmmmmm.

C: Is this thing on? Is it a phone?

Me: hug