Overheard

At dinner last night:
"That's a plate, not a bat."

Before dinner:
"Did you see Svea cough up that dog food?"

Henry, while trying to get the dog to drop the tennis ball so he could throw it again:
"Drop it like it's HOT."

Henry at the library, in the middle of the story while all the other children are sitting in a semicircle around the teacher while she reads a story on rain puddles:
"READY TO GO HOME EAT LUNCH BYE-BYE LIBRARY!"

Henry, pointing to a man's butt crack at the zoo while he loaded his daughter into her stroller:
"Bum?"