That's glue, honey, so we don't put that on our lips"
(Brian to Svea about a glue stick. Which does kinda resemble her new glitter princess tubes of gloss)
Omigosh, if I was anything like that person I would never admit it.
(I'm not sure which National Convention that was during)
Will you just come over here and lift my butt up?
(someone actually asked that of the yoga instructor during a class)
I don't want to say the blessing, I just want to make a wish.
I think the Florida Gators are going to beat the Florida Cinnamon Rolls.
It feels so GOOD to NOT be freaking out. You should try it.